WOMEN think of everything..

A man and woman were married for many years and they grew to hate each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'


Neighbours feared him. They believed he practised black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood.

The man liked the fact that he was feared.

To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 58.His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......'

Women, they think of everything!!!!

பாருங்கோ..நம்மளுக்கு எப்படில்லாம் குழி பறிக்கினம்!! என்ன கொடும தாய்க்குலமே ? :):D:)

நோ டைம் டு ட்ரான்ஸ்லேட் மக்கள்ஸ்..ப்ளீஸ் அட்ஜஸ்ட்! ;) ;) ;)